The quirks of the job

Since I've started working as a search engine guide, I've been privy to some unusual requests. Just yesterday I took part in some searches that taught me a few things. Apparently in Texas a professional corporation isn't considered community property (something about a divorce) and if your dog somehow gets pregnant unexpectadly, the closest to a morning-after-pill is a that-day-shot. Oh, and Walt Disney wasn't put in some kind of cryogenic chamber for life but was cremated. That and he was suspected to be a little anti-semetic.
Beyond that I destroyed my lab practical. 101. Hah! And that has nothing to do with skinning dalmations.